Answers to everything may be incorrect.

You're very unlikely to get any useful help, but we heard that humans tend to feel less stressed if they think support is available.

Email Support

Send us an email and we'll get back to you within 3-5 business days, or never. Depends on our mood.

Please include as much detail as possible, or don't. We love playing detective with vague bug reports like "it doesn't work."

Ask ChatGPT

Our AI-powered support system. Just kidding, it's literally just ChatGPT. We're too busy to build actual support infrastructure.

Pro tip: Try asking "How do I use Beat.Fish?" and see what happens. ChatGPT probably knows more about our product than we do.

Frequently Asked Questions

Questions nobody actually asked, but we're answering anyway.

Legally, yes. Practically, we're still figuring that out.

We haven't decided yet. Currently accepting vibes-based payments.

We use industry-standard security practices, which means we Googled "how to secure a database" and clicked the first three links.

You haven't paid us anything yet, but we appreciate your optimism about our monetization strategy.

We have a responsive website, which is basically the same thing according to our $47 budget.

Still need help?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? Works 60% of the time, every time.

If you're still experiencing issues after:

Then feel free to email us at support@beat.fish. We'll probably respond. Maybe.

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