Transparent Pricing

Help us pay off our usage costs

Choose a plan that works for you, or pay as you go. No hidden fees, no surprises.

(Seriously, we hate that stuff too)

Subscription Plans

Most Popular
Professional
For teams that can't function without sound effects
$99/month
Start Free Trial
  • Unlimited soundboards
  • Up to 500 sounds
  • 25 concurrent users
  • Advanced analytics
  • AI-powered recommendations
  • Custom branding

Usage-Based Pricing

Pay for what you use, plus a bunch of fees we'll make up later

$0.10
per sound play

Because micro-transactions are the future

$5.00
per GB of storage

For your premium meme collection

$2.00
per API call

We don't have an API but we'll bill you anyway

LIMITED TIME OFFER
Lifetime Deal
One payment. Forever access. We'll definitely still be around in 10 years.
Regular price: $5,988
$47
one-time payment
  • Everything in Enterprise plan
  • All future features (if we build them)
  • Lifetime updates (until we shut down)
  • Priority support forever
  • Founder's badge on your profile
  • Our eternal gratitude
Claim Lifetime Deal

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Frequently Asked Pricing Questions

Can I switch plans?

Yes, but we'll make it unnecessarily complicated and charge you a "plan migration fee" of $25.

What payment methods do you accept?

Credit cards, debit cards, cryptocurrency, Venmo, PayPal, cash app, carrier pigeons, and IOUs written on napkins.

Is there a free trial?

Yes, but we'll ask for your credit card anyway and hope you forget to cancel.

Why is the lifetime deal the same price as your Series A funding?

We're committed to consistency. Also, we really need another $47 for more wings.

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